Batman Shorts!

Joni recently learned to make pants. She’s very proud of her new skill. For my birthday she decided to make me Batman shorts! You might be aware that I’ve kind of got a thing for Batman.

Joni set in to make the shorts yesterday. Things got off to a rocky start…

Weird shorts

Turns out that if you sew the butt to the crotch, things don’t end up quite the way you’d expect. Hint: I’m not shaped like that. Not sure if anyone is shaped like that.

So Joni set in tearing them apart and resewed them to make a little more sense:

Shorts

You might notice that the “Batmans” are upside down. Well, there are two reasons for that. First, Batman don’t need to accept your spatial orientation. Batman does what Batman wants.

Second, this arrangement allows easy reading of the shorts by the wearer, which is an often overlooked feature in modern clothing.

Batman shorts

See? Perfectly readable.

So now I’ve got some snazzy Batman shorts I can wear around the house! And take selfies in!

Short selfie

Good job, Joni!

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